Pop Culture Umpire

Long-time sports fan and pop culture nerd. Aspiring MLB Umpire and Jeopardy! contestant. Childhood founded on Harry Potter and the Atlanta Braves.

October 20, 2014 at 1:53am
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Reblogged from huffylemon

huffylemon:

Harry Potter text posts

(via geekgirl101)

1:51am
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Reblogged from howdoiputthisgeekily

TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS

howdoiputthisgeekily:

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1:49am
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djscorpioncock:

spookoofins:

hanakima:

kaiplue:

decayingmalady:

vgkait:

dj-smackdown:

glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.



I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.

#/click #beep beep beep errRRRRR GRRNRRGRRNRRRSSGGHHGHGHHGHH#KSKSHHHSKSHSHSHSHSKHSHSHSHS #SHIT MY PARENTS ARE UP

my god yes

This makes me feel so old

not gonna lie im reblogging because i thought the slowed down .gif was actually a .png and the person who made it was just being immensely clever and sarcastic but it’s actually a slowed down gif so i commend you on your effort

djscorpioncock:

spookoofins:

hanakima:

kaiplue:

decayingmalady:

vgkait:

dj-smackdown:

glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.

I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.

  

my god yes

This makes me feel so old

not gonna lie im reblogging because i thought the slowed down .gif was actually a .png and the person who made it was just being immensely clever and sarcastic but it’s actually a slowed down gif so i commend you on your effort

(Source: spacecadet, via geekgirl101)

1:48am
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Reblogged from brook

brook:

quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69

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1:42am
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Reblogged from b99things

October 19, 2014 at 11:46pm
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Reblogged from queenmerbabe

thebayougentleman:

gabby-walker:

rebelaway:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

carolineflickerman:

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD MAKE THIS PHOTOSET

DO YOU ENJOY THE TEARS YOU’RE MAKING PEOPLE SHED NOW

DO YOU

Dobby only wishes to keep Harry Potter safe. 

i fucking will end all of you 

I’M GONNA CRYYYYY

One of the only times I’ve ever cried in a movie.

(Source: queenmerbabe, via whovian-on-the-hilltop)

8:59pm
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Reblogged from acestiless

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: acestiless, via ffuckyeahfrederick)

8:54pm
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Reblogged from jncos

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

8:51pm
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Reblogged from meredithdraper

meredithdraper:

image

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6:26pm
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Reblogged from smokywarfare

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

(via cosimanotgonnadiehaus)

6:25pm
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Reblogged from e-m-e-t-t

e-m-e-t-t:

I only made this because I needed somewhere to put this pun.  

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3:02pm
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ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

(via lesmiserablephantom)

2:56pm
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Reblogged from subtubitles

moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

(Source: subtubitles, via lesmiserablephantom)

2:37pm
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Reblogged from hansolo

thegeek531:

If you only know one line from Firefly…

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2:13am
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Reblogged from theporygontrail

mightyboy7:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

(Source: theporygontrail, via lesmiserablephantom)