Pop Culture Umpire

Long-time sports fan and pop culture nerd. Aspiring MLB Umpire and Jeopardy! contestant. Childhood founded on Harry Potter and the Atlanta Braves.

April 22, 2014 at 11:50pm
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Reblogged from knightoflime

detectivejane:

knightoflime:

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.

image

(via inside-the-mind-of-a-nerddess)

11:34pm
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Reblogged from larrycoincidences

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

(via captaincuddlepile)

11:19pm
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Reblogged from blueberryhill

smoothierox:

apocalypse-aradia:

lovelunalovegood:

this movie is the scariest shit

the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are

have you seen this movie i can assure you this is definitely not the scariest part

(Source: blueberryhill, via vive-la-enjolrass)

11:18pm
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Reblogged from agentbutts

(Source: agentbutts, via nudityandnerdery)

11:11pm
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Reblogged from bobasprite
copperbadge:

shesonlylittle:

copperbadge:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

Just let me Collie my assistant, Spaniel.

In the meantime do you require emergency medogal assistance?

copperbadge:

shesonlylittle:

copperbadge:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

Just let me Collie my assistant, Spaniel.

In the meantime do you require emergency medogal assistance?

(Source: bobasprite, via fistfightsandstilettos)

11:08pm
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Reblogged from maastrictian
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

(Source: maastrictian, via wilwheaton)

5:35pm
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Reblogged from bumbleblaine

holly-jollie-pie:

maddetectivewithabox:

gallifrey-feels:

bumbleblaine:

There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started. 

it has begun

The Potter generation is growing up.

image

AND GETTIN’ BIZAY 

(via inside-the-mind-of-a-nerddess)

4:51pm
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Reblogged from cyndicyanide
cyndicyanide:

So a friend had this image of Joffrey as her Facebook ‘timeline’ cover and it turned into some sort of caption contest. This by far was the winner.

cyndicyanide:

So a friend had this image of Joffrey as her Facebook ‘timeline’ cover and it turned into some sort of caption contest. This by far was the winner.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

4:49pm
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Reblogged from clavid

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via inside-the-mind-of-a-nerddess)

April 21, 2014 at 10:23pm
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Reblogged from translugia

translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

(via fistfightsandstilettos)

9:29am
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I’ve been waiting 4 years to post this.

I’ve been waiting 4 years to post this.

April 20, 2014 at 10:28pm
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Reblogged from dimensao7
zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(Source: dimensao7)

10:26pm
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Reblogged from dickofbutts
dickofbutts:

the winner

dickofbutts:

the winner

(via aligayforpayliebert)

10:25pm
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Reblogged from annakendrick-eh

(Source: annakendrick-eh, via aligayforpayliebert)

9:46pm
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Reblogged from gameraboy

(Source: gameraboy, via fistfightsandstilettos)