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Long-time sports fan and pop culture nerd. Aspiring MLB Umpire and Jeopardy! contestant. Childhood founded on Harry Potter and the Atlanta Braves.

July 29, 2014 at 4:35pm
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Reblogged from postllimit
postllimit:

thelandofslumpalump:

postllimit:

magic

How many tries did it take to get this

one because im a fuckin wizard

postllimit:

thelandofslumpalump:

postllimit:

magic

How many tries did it take to get this

one because im a fuckin wizard

(via potterlovermore)

3:04pm
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Reblogged from trust-me-im-satan
trust-me-im-satan:

has this been done yet or

trust-me-im-satan:

has this been done yet or

(via katehawkingbirdbishop)

3:01pm
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Reblogged from gay-writes

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

3:00pm
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Reblogged from quaffle-chasers

herhmione:

#that’s it #that’s harry potter (via)

(Source: quaffle-chasers, via okulus-reparo)

2:00pm
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Reblogged from imgfave
contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

12:47am
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Reblogged from cumber-bitches

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via caseyanthonyofficial)

12:16am
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Reblogged from asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

2013 in one stanza

(via ffuckyeahfrederick)

July 28, 2014 at 5:31pm
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Reblogged from spattergroit101

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

(Source: spattergroit101, via lesmiserablephantom)

4:52pm
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Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive
tastefullyoffensive:

[dubyawinfrey]

tastefullyoffensive:

[dubyawinfrey]

(via fistfightsandstilettos)

3:28pm
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Reblogged from gifharrypotter

Philosopher’s stone + chapters (insp.)

(Source: gifharrypotter, via bemusedlybespectacled)

2:18pm
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Reblogged from jesusinc

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

(via lesmiserablephantom)

July 27, 2014 at 8:00pm
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My dash did a thing.

My dash did a thing.

6:26pm
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Reblogged from atlantabraves

atlantabraves:

Bobby Cox, Tom Glavine and Greg Maddux right where they belong, the National Baseball Hall of Fame!

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

(via potterlovermore)

3:18pm
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Reblogged from 5ummit

Ms. Marvel #6

(Source: 5ummit, via nudityandnerdery)