Pop Culture Umpire

Long-time sports fan and pop culture nerd. Aspiring MLB Umpire and Jeopardy! contestant. Childhood founded on Harry Potter and the Atlanta Braves.

October 1, 2014 at 4:18pm
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Reblogged from foryouispookify

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

3:23pm
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Reblogged from memeguy-com
memeguy-com:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

memeguy-com:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

2:49pm
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1:31pm
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Reblogged from wadewinstonwilsons

nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 1: favorite episode: Party
"Everyone here needs some instruction on interacting with grown-ups. Here are the rules: no staring at your phones, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans and no shorts. And everyone, bring a bottle of wine."

Gina and the psychiatrists is a Top 5 B plot.

(via brooklyn99things)

1:24pm
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Reblogged from mysharona1987
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via nudityandnerdery)

11:27am
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Reblogged from averagefairy

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun 

(Source: averagefairy, via sicktodeathoflogic)

2:58am
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Reblogged from kaywinnetleetam

kaywinnetleetam:

“You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place.”

Serenity premiered in theaters September 30, 2005, nine years ago today.

(via cosimanotgonnadiehaus)

2:43am
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Reblogged from babygoatsandfriends

markdoesstuff:

multitudes-inside:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

I laughed so hard I literally started crying

i wasn’t ready

(via fistfightsandstilettos)

2:34am
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Reblogged from therealfangirl

What d’ya know, it’s actually time for this. Unlike 3 weeks ago.

(Source: therealfangirl, via zohbugg)

2:32am
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Reblogged from totallyfubar

totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

(via flomation)

2:28am
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Reblogged from iwantyoualive

iwantyoualive:

is there anything better than playoff baseball

the answer is no

1. World Cup
2. Stanley Cup Playoffs
3. MLB Postseason

(via ffuckyeahfrederick)

2:25am
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Reblogged from jesec

Batman getting thrown under the bus by every single member of the Justice League

(Source: jesec, via fistfightsandstilettos)

2:24am
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Reblogged from grimelords
grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

(via ffuckyeahfrederick)

2:11am
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Reblogged from dorkly

dorkly:

The 31 Most Amazing Feelings in Board Games

Friend of the site, Jeff Rubin, compiled this satisfying list of the moments that make “Family Game Night” occasionally interesting.

(via collegehumor)

September 30, 2014 at 4:51pm
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Reblogged from bonzai-mummy

frankbelloriley:

the-exterminatrix:

collababortion:

bonzai-bunny:

show marvel your appreciation for natasha and how much you’d love a movie by sending them a box of black widow spiders

show them how much you love and value Janet Van Dyne by sending them a box of wasps

A BLACK PANTHER

This post escalated at the appropriate rate

(Source: bonzai-mummy)