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April 20, 2014 at 5:04pm
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Reblogged from incorrectgotquotes

My day is complete; Eddard Stark has accused me of evil!

— Cersei Lannister, A Game of Thrones (via incorrectgotquotes)

4:59pm
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Reblogged from raiseusfromperdition

(Source: raiseusfromperdition, via captaincuddlepile)

2:39am
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Reblogged from amandapalmer
neil-gaiman:

amandapalmer:

schroedinger’s door

I will not tell you if it did or not.

neil-gaiman:

amandapalmer:

schroedinger’s door

I will not tell you if it did or not.

(via nudityandnerdery)

2:35am
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Reblogged from -sorry

http://brbshittoavenge.tumblr.com/post/83275626455/ceebee-eebee-xshiromorix →

ceebee-eebee:

xshiromorix:

bleedingsilverbird:

“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies…

(Source: -sorry)

2:26am
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Reblogged from babiesareyum
such-heights:

babiesareyum:

“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”

#the greatest caption in the history of the world

such-heights:

babiesareyum:

“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”

#the greatest caption in the history of the world

(via aligayforpayliebert)

2:09am
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Reblogged from mello-dramatic

lokiago:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

Challenge accepted.

world-shaker:

That sure is alot of snow.

world-shaker:

That sure is alot of snow.

(Source: reddit.com, via fistfightsandstilettos)

1:56am
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Reblogged from rockpapercynic

rockpapercynic:

Postcards from cities in A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones.

(Source: rockpapercynic.com, via pleatedjeans)

1:43am
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Reblogged from fartgallery

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via potterlovermore)

1:29am
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Reblogged from greycameo
greycameo:

Guess who spent all night doing a thing


For real tho, Wednesday and Louise would be best friends.

greycameo:

Guess who spent all night doing a thing

For real tho, Wednesday and Louise would be best friends.

(via zohbugg)

1:27am
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Reblogged from i-make-doodles-lol

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

image

it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

(via onlylolgifs)

1:27am
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Reblogged from kristenwiiggle

zohbugg:

mind-fruit:

crowbara:

lifewasted:

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

image

I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

image

i’m fucking crying

his face is terrifying

CHEESEITS CHEESEITS CHEESEITS

Does it hurt!?

(via zohbugg)

claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

(via zohbugg)

1:05am
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Reblogged from givemeinternet
givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via kate-hawkingbird-bishop)

12:20am
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Reblogged from prudence-halliwell

lucaspeyton:

i try not to judge based on ships but like

hermione and snape

HERMIONE AND SNAPE

image

(Source: prudence-halliwell, via vive-la-enjolrass)